Sep 17, 2009

quote on friendship


A coin is easy to earn,

 but a cute friend is hard to find.

I lost a coinn for this message

But gained an affection of priceless friend like you.....

~¤Fantastic Definitions¤~

~¤Fantastic Definitions¤~ 

School: 

A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays

Life Insurance: 

A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich

Marriage: 

It’s An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters

Dictionary: 

A Place Where Success Comes Before Work

Smile: 

A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight  

Doctor: 
A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills

Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower

Nurse:

A person who wakes u up to give the sleeping pills

 

cute definition of LOVE by a 5 yr old girl

LOVE  is when mom makes tea for dad & takes a sip b4 giving it 2 him 2 make sure its fine
-cute definition of LOVE by a 5 yr old girl 

feelings in mobile language



santhoshanni inbox lo,
Bandhanni outbox lo,
Chiru navvuni send cheyi,
Kopaani delete cheyi,
Manasuni vibrate chesi choodu,
Jeevitham 'Ring tone' avuthundi.


sms-gift


/),5/4) 7),4,/2)
8( '3.'4 )0( 9';9'21)6
(3,9,6)(4,5)9(,8,)(,52,)
Delete only numbers & take my cute gift.
to get this msg on ur mobile,just copy n paste this in way2sms.com or 16oby2.com n den send it 2 ur mobile or for ur frnds...enjoy

TWINKLE poem telangana style

Its nt posted 2 hurt anyone,Its just 4 fun


merishe merishe shinna sukka,
pareshaan aithane ninnu zhushi,
zameen kelli mast dooram lunnav,
aasmnla vajram lekka unnav.


మెరిశే మెరిశే శిన్న సుక్క,
పరేషాన్ ఐతనే నిన్ను జూశి,
జామీన్ కెల్ల మస్త దూరంలో ఉన్నావ్,
ఆసమాన్ల వజ్రం లెక్క ఉన్నావ్.

wats it?

answer it?


it comes 
once in year,
twice in month,
4 times in a week,
16 times in a day


wat is it?

Good Night

"G" - Go 2 bed
"O" - Off the light
"O' - Out of the tension
"D" - Dream comes
"N" - Nice sleep
"I" - Ignore worries
"G" - Get up early
"H" - Have a nice day
"T" -  Tomorrow

How BTech(engineering) teaching faculty will speaks english

How BTech(engineering) teaching faculty will speaks english(it is nt 2 hurt anybody,its just 4 fun)


  • Both of you three get out of my class
  • Why are you so late? Say yes or no.
  • Take 5cm wire of any length
  • I have 2 daughters,both of them are girls.
  • All of you stand in a circle straightly.
  • Don't dare talk in front of my back.

    Formatting N Re-installing OS (Tips)

    #1 Backing up files
    If you have a habit of saving all the files in My Documents, This is your first step. Check out all possible folders like My Pictures, My Music and copy whichever is required to some other folder. You will loose data as they are in same drive where you will install the OS.

    #2 Saving your configuration and profile files In most of the software’s the facility to backup profiles or software configuration is present. Now in case you are going to install the software after re installation, You ,must do it so that you don’t loose your optimized settings and save time.

    #3 Saving all your download folders and files By default all softwares and settings are made to save files somewhere in C directory. Now lets say you downloaded a complete setup of itunes which is around 50 MB and saved in C:\download, If you don’t back it up you will have to re download that which will be ultimate waste of time. So in case you have any thing like this save it.

    #4 Re think on Partition Size. Now lets say You have re installed as you don’t have much space left and You decided to reinstall everything and install only the required once to save space. Since you are going to re install its a better idea to increase the size of you partition . You might need some professional help or somebody who knows how to do this, but it will help you in long run.

    #5 Note down things you need to install after this Now since we have backed up everything and its ready to go . This one step you must follow. Make a list of things you will be installing after reinstallation is over. Here is QUICK LIST DRIVERS Antivirus and Spywares Browsers and addons. Office Suites Media Players and updates. Rest of the things.
    It gives you an idea of general things, You can change the list according to your need.

    Mozilla Firefox browser keyboard shotcutsfor fast browsing

    Best way to increase the speed of your internet browsing is using your keyboard instead of easy mouse..I am jotting down shortcuts some of the most used applications/activiteis while browinsing net to improve your browsing speed and save your time
    Open a new tab : + T
    To move between tabs:
    Open a tab to left : +
    Open a tab to right: +
    To enter the website address/URL or Search critertion into the addressbar
    Use + L or + D
    If you want to open anywebsite say Gaufire.com, then just type Gaufire and press +

    To search somthing on the page press + F
    To search internet using the Search Bar press + K
    To increase font of text : and + [plus]
    To decrease the font of text : and - [minus]
    If you know some more useful tricks..do share with us!!

    Uninstall GrooveMonitor.exe

    GrooveMonitor is a service utility that tracks groove behavour and creates reports for error reporting to MS (what else does it report?).
    It loads on startup. It gets installed when you install Office 2007. However it doesn't get uninstalled when you uninstall Office 2007. GrooveMonitor starts upon Windows startup (via registry key: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run).
    To remove GrooveMonitor from your machine you have to go to Control Panel and then select Add/Remove programs. GrooveMonitor is one of the displayed applications.
    Uninstall it from there. That should do it for any normal windows program. Not surprisingly Microsoft himself often violates this basic principle (which surprisingly would give you more control over their crappy [pardon my French] software), and GrooveMonitor will still load on startup.
    You can however use msconfig to prevent it from coming up on Windows startup.
    1. Go to Start menu and click Run
    2. Type msconfig and press Enter.
    3. Go to Startup tab and then uncheck any reference to "groovemonitor"
    4. Reboot
    Note: Some malware may also camouflage themselves as GrooveMonitor.exe, particularly if they are located in c:\windows or c:\windows\system32 folder.
    GrooveMonitor is currently owned by Microsoft Corporation.